"It's not about winning or losing, it's about how many chunks of flesh you can take out his neck."
Q-Why did the chicken cross the road
A-To get to the other side. HAHAHAHA I don't get it.
"Wow what is that smell. Oh It's Mr. Grittner.
Linda your friends probably won't get this one.
Unless they know who Mr.Grittner is then they
will get this joke. If they don't try to explan to them
who Mr. Grittner is. Any way i got to go before i start
to ramble."
"You know what on second thought i will explain who
he is. He is a big fat math teacher form Vermont. Who
smells like a big pile of dog crap."
Q-Why did the chicken cross the road.
A-To get to the other side. HAHAHAHAHAHA I still don't get it.
"I told you, I only did that once to pay
for my college tuition."
"Holy shit."
"Table saw Kinda sound like Lobster claw."
